Blessing Onyelobi

Blessing Onyelobi

Casually strutting through life and making lists about it.
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July 6, 2020

Breaking News: Third Mainland Bridge will be shut down for repairs from the 24th of July, 2020. This headline makes very little sense because Lagos has been on lockdown back to back for months. That’s months of nobody being out on the bridge, months that could have been used to do this maintenance work but […]

July 1, 2020

Nigerians have the wrongest idea about a lot of things and if we’re being honest the media is responsible for some of that misorientation. By the media we mean Nollywood, yes this is a call out. Nollywood needs to dead these pandering these ideas; 1. Portraying rape as only voilent.  If we investigate this matter […]

June 28, 2020

Powered by sufficient research we have now decided to release the exclusive recipe for the perfect Nigerian boyfriend. Read, learn, and share fam. 1. A truckload of money. The expensive dates and shopping sprees won’t pay for themselves. 2. MCM standard Looks. Let us post be able to your pictures with pride, please. Even though […]

June 24, 2020

Nigerian men keep claiming they don’t understand Nigerian women, well we have put together a list to supply you enough comprehension now. This is the list of things that will definitely trigger your Nigerian girlfriend so if you’re gunning to get her annoyed, you can try them. 1. One word replies. When you are definitely […]

June 22, 2020

Nigerians put the extra in extra. They find a way to customize everything and carve out a Nigerian way to do it. One such thing is how to display wealth, apparently, there’s a Nigeria way to do it and we have a list for it; 1. Upgrade their name to “Chief”. It’s no longer XYZ, […]

June 19, 2020

Nollywood romantic comedies always come with a method. Fam, these people have been recycling the same story with different faces. They just keep sharpening the dialogue and add better cinematography. We are tired of rolling our eyes hence this list of 8 Nollywood romantic comedy characters we have being meeting since ages past. 1. The […]

June 19, 2020

Periods are like unwanted visitors that we actually want. If you see it, wahala, if you don’t see it double wahala (at least for us single folks). Every woman is a love/hate relationship with her period. Here are 10 dilemmas every Nigerian woman faces during her period; 1. When you can’t find it.  Small play […]

June 18, 2020

Painful period cramps are the worst thing ever. It’s like being singled out to be consistently punished and tortured for an offense you don’t even know about. And you keep filing complaints but HR doesn’t want to hear your side of the story. It’s the real ghetto mehn. Here’s a 9 things women who have […]

June 17, 2020

Half the time when we see women on screen in Nollywood they are either chasing after marriage or fighting off a wicked mother in law while married. It’s like even in on-screen fiction women have been reduced to the demographic of people whose biggest ambition and the ultimate goal should be conjugal bliss. Thus making […]

June 17, 2020

Having a best friend is one of the best relationships a girl can get. There’s no drama, no cheating, just the best vibes, and the most amazing support system. But it usually takes a process highlighted with fun BFF milestones. 1. Your first hangout. Usually the equivalent of a date, but this time more casual […]

June 16, 2020

Traveling by road in Nigeria should be listed as a type of punishment. The stress, pain and discomfort involved are just on another level. And the journeys somehow always last longer than they should because there’s so much landmass to cover and there are police checkpoints to waste precious time at. If you’ve been traveling […]

June 15, 2020

Jumping buses in Lagos is part of what makes living in Lagos the extreme sport we all know it to be. Danfo’s adds to the trauma of being a Lagosian working and living in Lagos. Here are 7 things everyone using Danfos in Lagos can relate with’ 1. Boiling in traffic because there’s no AC.  […]

June 15, 2020

As misogynistic, incoherent, and unrealistic as the Nigerian version of wife material is, it has got nothing on the Zeeworld’s version. The storylines are not the only annoying thing about Zeeworld, the standards women have to keep up with in their relationships with men are too. Here’s a Zeeworld Women’s Guide to landing a husband. […]

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