You can’t fight nature.
Oh, look. It’s that stanza you never bothered to learn.
If you plan to relocate, this post if for you. I spoke to a couple of friends who recently relocated to Canada and America about culture shock. Here’s what they had to say about the difference between our supermarkets. 1) Eggs in supermarkets are refrigerated in the store. Why? 2) You don’t leave your bag […]
Single to stupor.
If your mind goes on overdrive because of the barest minimum and you overthink every situation, this one here is for you: 1. You, when someone hits you up with a “we need to talk” text Hay God, I’m in trouble. Did they find out about the stuff I did 5 years ago? 2. Or […]
Yoruba demon = player in this context. One gender has bad PR for being a player so we decided to level the playing field. Kings, if you see any of these signs, it’s a red flag. Immediately nip it in the bud. 1) She communicates when there’s a problem. It’s a distraction from the fact […]
These might seem like basic statements, but they are not. If your girlfriend says any of these, you need to search yourself and find out what you’ve done.
I risked my life for the dick. I knew I was dickmatised.
Permit me to revisit (some of) your childhood trauma. 1) Packing hair at the barbershop after every haircut. Because people were “stealing” destiny and glory from hair. I can’t stop wondering how they would single out one person’s hair from the pile. 2) Refusing to wear helmets because they could “steal” your destiny/glory through it. […]
The Netflix generation don’t know how good they have it.
Spoiler alert: He is cheating.
Breaking News: Third Mainland Bridge will be shut down for repairs from the 24th of July, 2020. This headline makes very little sense because Lagos has been on lockdown back to back for months. That’s months of nobody being out on the bridge, months that could have been used to do this maintenance work but […]
In a surprising and recent turn of events the acting chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, Ibrahim Magu, has been arrested or “invited for questioning” by the Department of State Services (DSS). It however seems like he has a record and has been on the DSS radar for years now. According to Sahara […]
This is based on a true life story…or not. 1) How you party: At 21: Like a beast. At 25: With small restraint and paracetamol the next morning. At 30: On your bed because Jesus didn’t die for this. 2) How you communicate: At 21: BBM. At 25: Twitter and Whatsapp. At 30: Email only. […]
If you’ve ever bought any device in Nigeria then you must have come across one or more of these Nigerian laws of technology. 1) There’s nothing as good as follow come accessories. Protect it with your life. Charger, ear phones, etc. 2) Most problems can be traced to the Motherboard. At least according to the […]
How do you act when you fall under the anointing?
Get in here if you are in the mood to do evil.
The subject of this week’s Sex Life is a 30-year-old bisexual woman who didn’t start having sex until her late 20s. She talks about getting pregnant after her first sexual experience and how being a single mother has impacted her sex life.
Many people wade through life with limited financial resources. If you’re looking for a glucose guardian but your friends think that “you’ve arrived”, this is for you. 1. When you splurge on something and they won’t stop talking about how rich you are You’re thinking about the fact that garri is about to become the […]
Luth is/was a bubble. A slice of a slice of the world tucked away. If you went to Luth or you currently school there, chances are that you’ll relate to one or more of these. 1) River Luth. Let’s start by giving honor to whom honor is due. We shall not speak too much on […]
“How do I know…”
The term “Feminist coven” is currently trending and like most Twitter trends, finding the origin is almost impossible, but nothing gets past us. We know where it all started. So if you’re wondering where it all came from, we have it here: After Seyitan came out to talk about being raped by D’banj, well known, […]
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