19 Places In Port Harcourt That Will Definitely Confuse You

September 19, 2020

Port Harcourt is the capital city of Rivers state, Nigeria. It is also called Pitakwa, and is the largest city of Rivers state. From what we hear, the bole and fish in Port Harcourt is legendary, but you know what is more legendary? The names of some areas in Port Harcourt. Here’s a list of them. Tell us if you’re not confused.

1. Rumuodomanya

2. Rumuolumeni

3. Rumusunwo

4. Rumuomoi

5. Rumuola

6. Rumukalagbo

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7. Rumunduru

8. Rumuobiakani

9. Rumuapara

10. Rumuorosi

11. Rumualogu

12. Rumuokwuta

13. Rumuagholu (Not to be confused with number 11, please).

14. Rumuche

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15. Rumudara

16. Rumuosi

17. Rumuigbo

18. Rumueme

19. Rumuji

Now tell us, were you confused or not?

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