Look, life can be hard, especially when you’re adulting. Breakups, rent money, traffic, job stress, parent wahala, and all such other bad things can suck your blood pretty easily, leaving you looking like a Internally Displaced Person.

We curate 5 reasons adult milk might just be good for you:

1. It Can Help Make You Fatter

Baby milk is very high in fat. So yes, if you look thin from Lagos traffic, you can try it.

2. It Can Help Strengthen Your Bones

Baby milk contains heavy protein and calcium, so yes, if the bus conductor has knocked out of your teeth for lack of change, try it. You might just grow a new one.

3. It Can You Post-Workout To Rehydrate and Fuel Your Muscles

Baby milk is a good post-workout beverage. If you’re looking for something to drink post-workout, try it.

4. It Can Help Make You Feel Like A Child Again

Need I say more? Nothing screams rebel like drinking baby milk.

5. You Are Empowered Under The Law To Drink Whatever You Like

Duh. SARS won’t carry you on handicap. Drink whatever you want to drink. You are guided.

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