First, a primer:

In light of that incident, here are few ways to respond whenever someone asks you a difficult question.

1) Faint.

Tested and trsuted method.

2) Say you have to take permission from Oga at the top.

If you speak, you’ll be in big trouble.

3) Ask the person to turn off their mic.

It’s okay, Mr speaker.

4) Feign an illness.

Works like a charm.

5) Threaten to curse them for 600 years.

I go scatter ya teeth.

6) If all fails, scatter everything.

No shaking, one Nigeria.

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