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See below the newly revised handbook of acceptable behaviour for you to be considered as responsible. At least by adultier Nigerian adults. 1) Adults are always right. Okay? 2) You must also allow adults disrespect you. Without any form of protest. Are we on the same page? 3) Or cheat you. Only irresponsible children protest […]
Men, let’s gather here as this is our safe space. Player in this context is a babe that’s here for a good time and not a long time. Shall we? 1) The babe that only likes you because you have a girlfriend. Her KPI is to divert your attention and love resources away from your […]
Cheat, but make it respectful.
Are you an attentive Nigerian?
Annoying questions beget annoying answers.
Do you follow your brain or your heart? This is a difficult question to answer, considering that both play important roles in decision making and pretty much everything else. Well, we’ve decided to help you figure out the answer. Just answer a few questions and we will take care of the rest.
Mummy G. O. of God!
Igbo Nigerians like to do things the “Igbo way”. It’s like sometime way back Igbo people held a meeting and made a checklist for being Igbo. So asides the obvious tradition being upheld there is also a culture that comes with being Igbo. Here are 5 things every Igbo Nigerian has done, will do, or […]
Since the love triangle between Will Smith, Jada Pinkett Smith and August Alsina became public knowledge a lot of Nigerians suddenly remembered that open marriages are a thing and are taking to Twitter to air their opinions. 1. Inside life. 2. Bringing a bazooka to small play. 3. We moved on brah. 4. Someone needs chill pills. […]
In this day and age, it’s near impossible to live without some form of technology. You need a phone, or a laptop, or at least an iPad fam. How else will you get to read Zikoko’s gists? Granted, owning a device comes with loads of perks but there are also some annoying things attached like; […]
Let’s imagine the Will Smith, Jada Pinkett Smith and August Alsina story in a Nigerian way.
The subject of today’s Sex Life is a 34-year-old married man who went from racking up a body count of over 300 to having sex just once a week.
The Federal Government has announced that Nigerian students will not participate in the 2020 WAEC examinations.
Step 1: Stage a deliverance session.
How well do you know Nigeria? Take this quiz to find out:
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An anti-sexual harassment bill aimed at protecting students against sexual harassment by lecturers has passed the third reading.
Impostor syndrome is that thing where we doubt our accomplishments and skills, and have the persistent fear of being exposed as a “fraud” or a “scam”.
Yoghurt is one of God’s greatest gifts to humankind.
If you grew up with your dad being the best thing since they invented Canadian PR, this post is for you. 1) When your mum says no, you always run to meet your dad. Hehehe. 2) Your mum’s face whenever she sees your dad indulging you. Don’t jealous me pls. 3) Your dad whenever you […]
If your Nigerian mother has not said one of the following to you, is she really Nigerian? 1) “Do you have another mother?” Favorite weapon. 2) “I carried you for nine months.” Best used to garner sympathy from an audience. 3) “When I’m gone, you’ll miss me.” General market line. Followed by “you don’t appreciate […]
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