11 Hilarious Nigerian Tweets About Open Marriages

Since the love triangle between Will Smith, Jada Pinkett Smith and August Alsina became public knowledge a lot of Nigerians suddenly remembered that open marriages are a thing and are taking to Twitter to air their opinions.

1. Inside life.

Open marriages are a thing. A lot of Nigerians are in on it but they don’t label it “open marriage”. Some people on here are even products of an open marriage but you don’t know it yet because your parents have /had an understanding.
— Gbemi Rosh (@gbemi_rosh) July 11, 2020

2. Bringing a bazooka to small play.

An open marriage is of the order of sacrilege.

The Apostles record that the Lord asserts that Adultery is one thing that permits divorce which the Lord hates.

Fam, there's nothing admirable or covenant about an "open marriage".

In fact it's illogical…

Like a square circle.
— Dr Sam Oyèyínká (@DrFeruke) July 11, 2020

3. We moved on brah.

I remember when people debated:
“Who should sit in front of a man’s car?
The girlfriend or his mother?”

Like some people felt entitled to the front seat of a car belonging to a man they weren’t even married to.

But today on nigerian twitter, we are talking about open marriage.
— #OurFavOnlineDoc 🛂 (@DrOlufunmilayo) July 11, 2020

4. Someone needs chill pills.

If you are tired of your marriage simply walk out. Don’t mislead people about how open marriage is good.
I said what I said. Because majority of Africa women copy stupid stuffs and act foolish because they want to be emulate the white peoples behavior.
Is not okay Periodtt.
— DAMSEL. (@Jumdamsel) July 10, 2020

5. Another one from the office of “Inside Life”.

Most couple in Lagos don’t know that they are in open marriages too. But they are condemning Jada & Will on the TL. ok dears.
— Lola OG ❤️ (@a_dejokee) July 11, 2020

6. A wise man once said “different strokes for different folks”

When has an open marriage ever been a good idea? You want to drive yourself crazy?
— Mama Bear✨ (@chidi_x6x) July 10, 2020

7. The question.

Wtf is open marriage??
— FORBES (@dotunforbes1) July 11, 2020

8. The answer.

Majority of people don’t even know the meaning of open marriage. Let me help me wit the definition.
An Open marriage is a marriage or relationship in which both partners agree that each may have sexual relations with others.

So tell me why do this when you can walk away?
— DAMSEL. (@Jumdamsel) July 10, 2020

9. This Nigerian strongly disagrees.

Me? Open relationship?? I'd rather boil rice grain by grain 🥺🥺
— sunny🖤 (@c_ewenike) July 11, 2020

10. Toh.

Lmao if you like open relationship from now till tomorrow, the issues that were will remain. E no dey solve problem. It only creates options.
— KJ (@Ms_tryphena) July 10, 2020

11. The Tweet that finally scattered the table.

TwitterNG discussing if they can be in an open marriage or not will always be hilarious.

Nigerian women that start convulsing if their man so much as suggests a 3some.

Nigerian men that get angry & insecure if another guy gives their babe a car ride.

If y'all don't geddifok🙄
— UG (@UgwunnaEjikem) July 11, 2020

Meanwhile, if you’re wondering if open relationships really exist in Nigeria we have proof of one here: Sex Life: How Opening My Marriage Changed My Life

11 Hilarious Nigerian Tweets About Open Marriages

1. Inside life.

2. Bringing a bazooka to small play.

3. We moved on brah.

4. Someone needs chill pills.

5. Another one from the office of “Inside Life”.

6. A wise man once said “different strokes for different folks”

7. The question.

8. The answer.

9. This Nigerian strongly disagrees.

10. Toh.

11. The Tweet that finally scattered the table.

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11 Hilarious Nigerian Tweets About Open Marriages

1. Inside life.

2. Bringing a bazooka to small play.

3. We moved on brah.

4. Someone needs chill pills.

5. Another one from the office of “Inside Life”.

6. A wise man once said “different strokes for different folks”

7. The question.

8. The answer.

9. This Nigerian strongly disagrees.

10. Toh.

11. The Tweet that finally scattered the table.

About the Authors

More by this author

OUR MISSION

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