If your friends are bugging you to join them for outings this month, we have the perfect harmattan excuses to help you stay indoors.
1. “The sun is too hot”
This one isn’t even an excuse. It’s a fact. The sun these days can make somebody run mad. Just stay inside your house.
2. The water is too cold
If someone is trying to get you to go out for some “Detty December” and you don’t want to, just tell them that the weather is too cold for you to take a bath and you don’t want to stink the entire place up so you’ll pass.
3. “There’s too much dust”
Dust is always a good excuse to avoid going out. If your lungs catch fire, they are not the ones that will pay your medical bills.
4. “I’m preserving my sexy lips”
Harmattan will fuck your sexy lips up. So stay indoors and preserve your lips.
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