There’s something about a break-up that loosens people’s tongues and makes them yarn dust. What’s the craziest thing anyone has ever said to you after a break-up?

1. “You will never find someone like me.”

If I wanted someone like you, I wouldn’t break up, would I?

2. “You will come back to beg.”

The only person I will beg is God, not you.

3. After everything I’ve done for you?

LOL. Pele o, philanthropist.

4. “I never loved you anyway.”

E reach to ask, my dear.

5. My head will judge you. My God will judge you.

Sorry, dear.


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