I don’t know about you, but I sometimes find it awkward to respond to “I love you.” Even when I don’t find it awkward, I’m tempted to play around with my response, especially if the “I love you” is coming from someone I don’t exactly love. If you are like me, here’s a list of alternative responses to choose from.
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