With the way Nigeria is hot, you’d think Hell was full so they brought some of the fire here. Since people have been complaining of the heat, we decided to tell you seven ways you can stay cool.
1) Become a rainmaker
You think it’s a joke, but once you become a rainmaker you can summon the rain as you wish and cool your head. The only problem with this is your clothes might get wet, a lot.
2) Japa
Simply buy a plane ticket and travel to countries that are in winter. The weather is so cold that heat will be the last thing on your mind. Wahala for who no get money to travel sha.
3) Change the weather on your phone
It’s all a matter of perception right? If you edit the weather on your phone, your brain will think it’s cold and as such, you won’t feel cold.
4) Become a mermaid
Once you become a mermaid, you can swim in the cold rivers and oceans for as long as you want. The only problem is that they may become an agent of darkness.
5) Sleep in NEPA office
Pikin wey say papa no go sleep, the pikin sef no go sleep. Since they’ve refused to give you light to cope, be sleeping in their office every night until you get the light. By the time you camp there for seven days in a row, they’d meet your demands.
6) Car AC
If you have a car, simply just sit in there with the AC on. You can work from there, sleep there, even eat there.
7) Go to the bank
The best part about banks is not the television that always plays CNN, but instead the cold AC. Just sit down in the banking hall and receive cool air. It’s kuku your money.
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