1) You know there is no job out there.

As if I don’t know the country I live in.
2) You are not entering the Labour market but the FAVOUR MARKET.

This isn’t a depressing thing but it’s just really really corny.
3) No salary is too small.

So If I live in Ikorodu and a company in Lekki offers me a job with a salary of 10K, I should take it? Do you have sense like this?
4) You should really think about going into Agriculture.

After 5 years of Engineering?? ARE YOU MAD?!!!!
5) The violent taketh it by force.

So I should murder other applicants when I go for job interviews? Is that what you mean?
6) Write a lot of professional exams.

WILL YOU HELP ME PAY FOR THEM?!
7) Make sure you get Government job.

But sir, do you think it is that easy?

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