This Guy Shows That He Is Aware Of How The Female Body Really Works!

March 21, 2016
Most men have unrealistic expectations of what the female body should look like. It puts pressure on women to find fault in how nature created them and some go to ridiculous lengths just to achieve the unrealistic-looking bodies we see everywhere today.

But, in a series of tweets, this guy shows that he’s more educated than most men and that his mother taught him well!

Women loved his tweets so much that some are offering to date him and give him the world.

@younggwhite look at this educated and respectful man who is aware of how the female body really works. Date me and I’ll give you the world.

— Mia (@chaneIiman) March 20, 2016

Others want more men to be like him.

@younggwhite damn, how I wish all men were this educated and respectful towards women. tell em!

— marie (@wasteddream_) March 20, 2016

Let the lectures begin.

no knock on the balloon women @ all, respects to their bodies but the way natural bodies are perceived is wrong. a they were here first lol

— J (@younggwhite) March 20, 2016

the term “saggy” is whack. y’all want double D breasts to sit up on a woman’s neck but nature does not operate like that ?

— J (@younggwhite) March 20, 2016

the elasticity of a woman’s skin isn’t made to support all that extra weight. hence the “sag” some scientists even call it a birth adaptat.

— J (@younggwhite) March 20, 2016

stretch marks come from a sudden growth/change in weight. the female body usually naturally fattens to prepare for pregnancy after puberty

— J (@younggwhite) March 20, 2016

hence why women get stretch marks on their stomach, thighs, upper arm, butt, etc. They are literally nothing but lines ? completely harmless

— J (@younggwhite) March 20, 2016

y’all are disgusted by nature taking its course on women but condone them being cut open and having silicon sacs put in them/fat transfers?

— J (@younggwhite) March 20, 2016

all in all plastic surgery isn’t wrong because a person can to whatever they want to their body. just checking motives though

— J (@younggwhite) March 20, 2016

all the dudes that have so much to say about the female body actually know so little about it and it’s hilarious.

— J (@younggwhite) March 20, 2016

let me not even get started on the structure of the vagina which is so heavily misconstrued. I really don’t want to. I may

— J (@younggwhite) March 20, 2016

just 1 question. how does a girl having sex with 10 guys make her “loose” but her having sex with 1 guy 100 times bring on the term “tight”

— J (@younggwhite) March 20, 2016

I’m talking about the same vagina which naturally snaps right back to normal after having an entire baby come out of it.

— J (@younggwhite) March 20, 2016

a woman’s cervix can stretch upwards of 4 inches wide when giving birth, with the tissue in the vaginal canal stretching even wider

— J (@younggwhite) March 20, 2016

our dicks are not bulldozers. ? in fact they basically light work to the vagina. unless a woman is out here doing dicks bigger than a baby??

— J (@younggwhite) March 20, 2016

there is no way in vaginal hell that there is enough penal variation man to man that will destroy a vagina like you idiots claim. just sayin

— J (@younggwhite) March 20, 2016

“bro she was loose as hell like I slid right in” congratulations sir that was a properly lubricated vagina. u somehow turned a woman on

— J (@younggwhite) March 20, 2016

“bro she was extremely tight like I could barely move in that jawn” you sir are as much of a failure as you sound.

— J (@younggwhite) March 20, 2016

this is from the same peanut gallery that considers a woman’s pain and discomfort during sex as “beating it up” lmfao but y’all carry on

— J (@younggwhite) March 20, 2016

We definitely need more men like this guy in the world!

[zkk_poll post=24836 poll=content_block_standard_format_22] Featured image via Anita Marshall.

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