The Hilarious Story Of How Pepper Soup Caused Police Wahala

October 13, 2016

Just like us, this Twitter user, Ms Nemah, was minding her business, when kasala came to her door step o!

That’s how I entered problem this evening..

— Nimah A (@MsNemah) October 12, 2016

She was jejely enjoying her pepper soup when her beggy-beggy flatmate came to ask for some.

So I was having peppersoup for dinner and my oyinbo flatmate said he wanted… pic.twitter.com/2enQ9bVcvA

— Nimah A (@MsNemah) October 12, 2016

And because oyinbo people and pepper aren’t best friends, she warned him before giving him to eat o.

I told him its spicy oo. He said NO he can handle spice, he loves spice. I was like pic.twitter.com/QYZp1nJbc8

— Nimah A (@MsNemah) October 12, 2016

But he didn’t hear word o!

Then I gave him the peppersoup, 1min in he was like YEAH! I love it, blah blah blah. 2mins in he was o it’s really hot. Can’t stop

— Nimah A (@MsNemah) October 12, 2016

3 minutes later…

3mins in he started crying, and started saying he feels like he is about to pass out..

— Nimah A (@MsNemah) October 12, 2016

They had to rush him to the hospital.

Sha we are at Beamount surgical emergency Room… pic.twitter.com/LFRQDFchkn

— Nimah A (@MsNemah) October 12, 2016

But the hospital people weren’t playing. The nurse involved the police.

The nurse says she has to involve the police that they are treating it as food poisoning.

I’m dead — Nimah A (@MsNemah) October 12, 2016

Everybody was crying up and down. The police even asked her to bring the spices she used.

Now my flatmate says his tummy is burning, his friend is crying, Nurse lady says I should go bring the spices. I’m being escorted home.

— Nimah A (@MsNemah) October 12, 2016

That’s how they ended up in the police station.

Update: spicies and the leftover picked.. we are going to the station

— Nimah A (@MsNemah) October 12, 2016

They seized the spices and took them for testing sha.

They hv seized my spices and rd taking it to the lab tomorrow to test it.I’m about to eat the same thing again to make sure it’s nt poisoned

— Nimah A (@MsNemah) October 12, 2016

After all the wahala, they finally let her go.

Update:about to let me go bt with conditions.

I must report to the station for 3 consecutive days I must report symptom to my GP immediately — Nimah A (@MsNemah) October 12, 2016

In the end, her oyinbo flatmate got home before her.

Peep this guys: MY FUCKING FLATMATE GOT HOME BEFORE ME!

— Nimah A (@MsNemah) October 12, 2016

Perhaps, white people need to face their work instead of looking for things that can put everybody in wahala.

“10 people died in that house”

YT people: “I’ll take it.” “It’s called PEPPERSOUP. It’s really spicy “ YT People: “I’m sure it’s nothing” — Bite Me Ho (@Cuntosaur) October 12, 2016

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