All sachets of pure water come in the same shape. However you decide to open it says a lot about you.

1. You like forming

How can you be forming for water. H2O o. Open the thing and drink. You also waste a lot of time, because when will you finish this water as you’ve opened it like this?

2. You’re jobless

So because you want to drink water, you take your time and create a straw out of nylon, just so you can feel good about yourself. Change your ways. Find something to do.

3. You’re annoying

Look closely at this picture. There’s just something annoying about the way this water is opened because you just know the process it took to open this water like this isn’t straightforward. The question is: why?

4. You’re a serial killer

First of all, there’s no way you use your teeth to open pure water like this. The next question is, “why do you have sharp objects around you and why are you using them to do simple tasks such as drinking water?” The answer: you’re a serial killer in the making.

5. You’re normal

This is the only normal way to open pure water. Simple and clean. No stress. Wide enough to be drunk all at once, small enough to keep it if you can’t finish it all at once. Normal. And people that open it like this don’t have two heads.

6. You’re boring

Get a life. This doesn’t show any character. You need to do better. Honestly.

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