Omo the country is hard and things are expensive. How can a poor person like me and you survive like this with a salary that vanishes the moment you buy one thing?
My salary after I buy one plate of food.
How best can we make our salary last longer? We might have some ideas for you!
1. Make a list of things you need to get and do
Groceries, Wi-Fi, money for girlfriend one, two and three…
2. Disregard that list because Nigeria is a mad place
2. Disregard that list because Nigeria is a mad place
I mean, those people in their uniforms *cough, cough* have budgeted your own salary for themselves anyways
3. Spend the weekends with your parents
3. Spend the weekends with your parents
If they keep seeing you so often you won’t get black taxed, they know you’re poor.
4. Avoid falling in love
4. Avoid falling in love
Love is expensive. Dates? Gifts? Time? Ah, please.
5. Uninstall all your social media apps
5. Uninstall all your social media apps
If you’re not on the internet, your data won’t waste and you’ll spend less money. You’re welcome.
6. When all these fail, enjoy your life
6. When all these fail, enjoy your life
Na person wey dey alive fit spend salary.
