1. When you wake up and remember you have to drive to work
Stress!
2. Starting your car and you see four new indicator lights on
Na wa oh!
3. So you have to pray for the car with everything you have
This car will take me to work in Jesus name.
4. Driving as carefully as possible
Because any small bump is suicidal for your car.
5. Checking the road every 100 meters to see if there are potholes
Shock absorber don cost.
6. When people invite you for a gathering you have to drive to
Not today pls, my grandfathers grandson died we are burying him today.
7. You when you’re passing by your mechanic
What is a mechanic?
8. But then nemesis catches up with you and the car won’t start
Even after all my prayers and anointing oil. I’m not crying.
9. Your mechanic when he sees you stranded checking your bonnet
Mr playing hide and seek. Mr Mechanic avoider. Dodging all the mechanics. Managing the car like a manager.
10. So you have to head to your mechanic
Have mercy oh, Oga Samuel
11. When your mechanic starts calling out everything that is wrong with your car
All these things, only this small car.
12. Calculating the least amount of money you can spend
Servicing: N5k, brake pad: N6k, injector cleaning: N5k.
13. You trying to negotiate with your mechanic
Please abeg, epp me.
14. When you end up driving away with a half serviced car
Let me go and manage it abeg.
