1. Nigerian fathers cannot kuku give someone a compliment.

2. All Nigerian fathers came first in primary and secondary school.

3. In fact, he can teach your lecturers and professors work.

4. When you mention vacation to your Nigerian father.

5. On your birthday, they be like:

6. When you cook a rubbish meal for your father.

7. You can’t even form holy-holy again.

8. When you’re driving your father, he’s like:

9. Their wahala is just too much.

10. When you drive your dad’s car for just 5 minutes:

11. Someone can’t even play with this daddy.

12. But we lobe them like that sha.

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