1. The ones always stingy with food.
‘I said amala 150 for myself oh, not the baby behind me’
2. The ‘hurry up and be going’ aunty.
‘Please, if you don’t know what you want, there are other people on queue’
3. The ones that pack oil and call it soup.
Thank you oh, because Pears has finished in my house abi?
4. The one that uses her hand to pack spaghetti.
Why? Just why?
5. The ones that use you to gist.
Now that we know Iya Bisi’s daughter has born, can we focus on my rice?
6. The ones always lying about food finishing.
But what was inside that cooler you just closed?
7. The one always adjusting apron whenever you come in with bae.
Be looking at man there oh, don’t face your work
8. The one that always puts fisi for you.
Not all heroes wear capes
