1. The ones that must be colour bind, because traffic lights don’t mean anything to them

2. Those superhero women that can contour their faces and reverse at the same time

3. Are you a driver that drives and Snapchats? Judging you!

4. The most annoying groups are the ones that will enter your front by force and start doing birdman hand rub to beg you

5. Let us pray for those special cases that must think Zebra crossings are a sign to go faster

6. The ones that think third mainland bridge is a race course that they must carry first in

7. Those drivers that have crazy road rage and are ready to curse your next five generations if you enter their front

8. Those ones that always have time for Danfos and are ready to battle to the last if they scratch their car

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