1. So you and bae have finished planning your future, even dashed your 3 children names. You’re so in love
2. Then one edible catering will just come from nowhere to scatter your love like snoooker
3. There’s no beg he won’t beg you: ‘please it was the devil’, ‘I was under a spell’ , but you won’t have any of that
4. His name that used to make your heart do gbim-gbim will just start making you squeeze face like this:
5. Whenever you see him, you’ll just pass like he’s a ghost
6. You’ll now start putting Facebook status about how God delivered you from the devil that wanted to spoil your life
7. Before you know it, it’ll turn to competition of who moves on faster
8. Your face when you win and your new bae beats your ex, ten times over
