1. When they take you to a buka for a first date.

Which style is this one?

2. When you go to the mall and they try to use the escalator.

3. When you go somewhere fancy and they order something they can’t pronounce.

‘Give me shrimp quesadilla.’

4. When they don’t stay in their lane and attempt to use fork and knife.

Give me patience, Lord.

5. How they eat everything and anything on the road.

Zero chill.

6. When you tell them to dress up and they wear this:

Wahala dey!

7. When you go to a fancy restaurant and they think the hot towels are a meal.

The disgrace.

8. When you make the mistake of trusting them with the microwave.

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