Listening carefully to the Ojuelegba crooner – Wizkid, it is evident that most of his lines are answers to a lot of real life situations. Here are a few of them.
When your girlfriend is mad at you and locks you out.
Song: Scatter The Floor
When you attend an Owambe and the dance floor is popping.
Song: Pakurumo
When your friend keeps asking you how their face looks.
Song: Don’t Dull
“Are you sure you will be able to make it? I think there is traffic”.
Song: Shout Out
For those that keep saying “I think I am way too skinny”.
Song: Shout Out
When your visitors finally arrive after a long trip.
Song: Jaiye Jaiye Ft. Femi Kuti
When you get asked why your friend keeps going back to their ex.
Song: Ojuelegba
When you are trying to make it clear to someone you have been talking to what you want?
Song: In My Bed
When everybody finally understands what you have been going through.
Song: Show You The Money
Getting asked “How are you doing?”.
Song: Ojuelegba
When your friends ask if you can really pay for their expenses?
Song: Jaiye Jaiye ft Femi Kuti
When you are wondering what to do when you have a lot of money.
Song: Jaiye Jaiye ft Femi Kuti
And your wife asks what you are getting her as a Christmas gift.
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Growing up, Saturdays used to be fun thanks to Cadbury Nigeria and Silverbird television. However, these days, as an adult, Saturdays are filled with unfinished work from the week before. If you are lucky, maybe a nice outing or mild to moderate fornication. Still, all these don’t fill the void the way cartoons used to […]
What happens when a group of chatty young Nigerians talk about things they're passionate about? You get Nigerians talk. A show that discusses very familiar struggles for the average Nigerian. From relationship deal breakers to sex education with Nigerian parents to leaving Nigeria, be prepared for a ride.
What happens when a group of chatty young Nigerians talk about things they're passionate about? You get Nigerians talk. A show that discusses very familiar struggles for the average Nigerian. From relationship deal breakers to sex education with Nigerian parents to leaving Nigeria, be prepared for a ride.
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What happens when a group of chatty young Nigerians talk about things they're passionate about? You get Nigerians talk. A show that discusses very familiar struggles for the average Nigerian. From relationship deal breakers to sex education with Nigerian parents to leaving Nigeria, be prepared for a ride.
What happens when a group of chatty young Nigerians talk about things they're passionate about? You get Nigerians talk. A show that discusses very familiar struggles for the average Nigerian. From relationship deal breakers to sex education with Nigerian parents to leaving Nigeria, be prepared for a ride.
If there’s one thing about Zikoko quizzes, it’s that they are surprisingly accurate. Today, we’re asking a simple question: What makes you dateable? Is it your sense of humour or your brains? Don’t answer, take this quiz and we’ll tell you:
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