1. When you’re driving and you see a police checkpoint.
2. The Nigerian police starter pack:
3. Nigerian police, when they see a car with tinted windows.
4. When they stop you and ask “can we know you?”
5. When they see a young person driving a nice car.
6. When they just assume you’re either a yahoo boy or a runz girl.
7. When they ask to see your phone.
8. When they start waving gun in your face on top checking license.
9. When they jump in your front seat and tell you to drive to their office.
10. When they see that you have all your particulars complete.
11. Nigerian police and “anything for boys?”
12. When you finally do ‘happy weekend’ for them.
13. When someone says “the police is your friend”.
