7 Nigerians Share Their Most Memorable Threesome Stories

June 3, 2020

Threesomes rank very high on the list of many people’s biggest sexual fantasies. If sex with one person can be so great, it’s fair to assume that adding an extra body would only elevate the experience.

So, we decided to ask Nigerians to send in their most memorable threesome stories. From getting ignored right in the middle of it to going at it for a whole weekend, here are 7 of the best stories we got.

James, 26/Male/Straight

I’ve always fantasised about having threesomes, but none of the girls I dated were ever really into the idea of sharing me. Thankfully, it’s finally happened, and it was good. Like, really good. 

My babe invited one of her old friends to stay with us for a weekend. One night, while we were all drinking, her friend started joking about how she could hear us having sex from her room.

She then asked if she could watch us do it and we agreed. From watching, she eventually joined in. My girlfriend was slightly jealous, but I convinced her to just go with the flow. It ended up being an amazing night.

Dami, 27/Female/Bisexual

I used to have a lot of threesomes last year, but that’s not the case anymore. My boyfriend at the time was really into it, and I was also pretty curious, so I just went with it. 

My most memorable experience was actually very funny. There’s this guy I had a fling with about 2 years ago, and I really wanted to have a threesome with him. I told a friend about it and she said she was down. 

I asked him and he said he was up for it too. When we got to his place, things got awkward very quickly. Maybe it was the thrill of being with a new person, but both of them were focused solely on each other. 

I just pretended to fall asleep. I don’t think they bought my act, though, but that didn’t stop them from still going at it. I really just wanted it to be over. I guess I deserved it for trying to cheat on my boyfriend.

Chike, 31/Male/Gay

I’ve had a few threesomes in my lifetime, but it’s not something I particularly enjoy. I’m not the best at multi-tasking, and threesomes are the ultimate (and most awkward) way to test that skill.

My most memorable experience happened in my 20s, and it was my first time. I had this fuck buddy who had talked me into trying it. He set everything up, from finding the other guy to paying for the hotel room.

Immediately I saw the other guy, I completely forgot about my fuck buddy. I mean, we still had the threesome, but he was barely a part of it. Then when he finally slept off, the guy and I had sex three more times in the bathroom.

Cynthia, 28/Female/Straight

I don’t do threesomes often, but it’s definitely happened a few times. My boyfriend and I had been talking about doing it for a while, so we finally decided to just make it happen. 

The babe I hit up had been a mutual acquaintance for years. I knew she was already into me because we’d kissed sometime in the past. So, as soon as I suggested it to her, she jumped at it.

We made it into a full-blown sex party. We were basically a throuple for the weekend. It was amazing. We swam together, did a shit ton of drugs, ate off each other, played games and fucked a lot.

Tochi, 29/Male/Straight

I don’t have threesomes as often as I’d like. It’s not that easy to find two people who are down to do it. That being said, I’ve been in a couple of MMF threesomes that were really nice.

My most memorable one wasn’t spontaneous. There was a conversation between the other guy and the girl, and they had agreed to it. Then she hit me up, and I was down. 

On the day we were meant to hook up, we went out and got drunk. It helped ease the initial awkwardness. The sex itself was really fun. The guy and I are both straight, so she had all our attention.

We took turns fucking her. There was also a lot of oral sex and foreplay. I know people tend to say threesomes are overrated, but if you’re with two people you have chemistry with, it’s really great.

Tolu, 23/Female/Bisexual

I don’t have threesomes often, but I have an experience that really stands out to me. It actually started with my girlfriend and boyfriend at the time lodging in the same hotel.

We ended up hanging out in my room and got very high. Like stereotypes, we started playing truth or dare. He dared me to kiss her. I already had it at the back of my mind that it was going to go down, so I was ready.

Anyway, our kiss turned into one of our raunchiest makeout sessions, and we took it from there. It was amazing. A lot of sucking and fucking went down that night.

The next day, we moved to a new hotel and all three of us stayed in the same room this time. It felt like a love triangle, but like everything Nigerian, it ended in tears. I found out they slept together without me. 

David, 30/Male/Bisexual

I had my first-ever threesome this year, but I have had quite a lot since then. For me, my most memorable experience was with a babe and a guy (who had never had one with another guy before).

I think what shocked him the most was that he seemed to enjoy being with me more than the babe. He really couldn’t wrap his head around the fact that being with a man was that pleasurable.

He came twice from me giving him head, and at some point, he completely forgot about the babe. It ended up being very awkward. I actually prefer when we are all equally into each other.

NerdEfiko

Join The Conversation

Bring a friend.

You'll like this

September 4, 2020

Masturbation is actually good for you. For men, it helps protect you against prostate cancer. For everybody else, it’s a great way to improve your mood and help you sleep better. Unfortunately, the African society doesn’t seem to take too kindly to this hobby. For something people do so much, we find the wildest euphemisms […]

Watch

Now on Zikoko

Buffet
October 28, 2020

For many Nigerians, their experiences at buffets rank highest as one of their most embarrassing moments.  Read: 5 Ways A Buffet Can Go Wrong In Nigeria From simple things like being overly shy because you now have to exercise your alimentary canal in front of everyone, to really serious buffet malfunctions like when a host […]

smiling couple
October 28, 2020

On October 29, 2020, we’ll be launching Love Life. It is a new Zikoko series about relationships, situationships and entanglements. To get you excited, here is a quiz that will tell you just how much you bring to your relationships. Hello people of the internet, you can now support us financially to help Zikoko keep Zikokoing.

Nigeria New Constitution
October 28, 2020

Nigerians are wondering if we can vote for a new constitution. The curiosity began, again, when Chileans voted on October 25, 2020, for a new constitution. 78% of Chileans voted in the referendum that the constitution should be re-written, and 79% voted that the constitution should be written by new writers elected by the people. […]

October 28, 2020

Yesterday, we told you 7 Things You HAVE To Know Before You Peg Someone and while most people screamed in revulsion, some others were more open to the idea. I was curious so I asked six Nigerian men what they thought about pegging. Abomaye, 25, Straight Honestly, I really think it opens a whole new […]

Recommended Quizzes

October 10, 2019

2019 is certainly Burna Boy’s year, but, if we are being honest, so was 2018. Since his transcendent mixtape, Outside, the afro-fusion star has refused to get his foot of our necks — dropping a string of fantastic singles and then capping it all off with his career-best album, African Giant.  So, in a bid […]

December 3, 2019

Are you a professional Yoruba demon? Are you walking around in search of whose life you can wreck at any given time? Well, this quiz knows exactly how many hearts you’ve shattered to date, and before you lie that your result is inaccurate, just remember that Zikoko is never wrong. Now, take it and be […]

April 1, 2020

Everyone has a Nigerian bank that matches their personality. You could either be as likeable as GTB, as efficient as Access or as mature as First Bank. Either way, all you have to do is take this quiz and we’ll let you know with almost 100% certainty. So, go ahead:

More from Inside Life

Buffet
October 28, 2020

For many Nigerians, their experiences at buffets rank highest as one of their most embarrassing moments.  Read: 5 Ways A Buffet Can Go Wrong In Nigeria From simple things like being overly shy because you now have to exercise your alimentary canal in front of everyone, to really serious buffet malfunctions like when a host […]

October 28, 2020

One of the signs of a coomer is the strong smell of ejaculation juice they always seem to ooze. It doesn’t help that most of them don’t believe in proper cleanup and just let the stench of their liquid babies fill up whatever space they occupy.

October 27, 2020

Antisocials are always looking for ways to dodge going out. They always have an Arsenal of excuses to use whenever they are invited out. They’re experts at dodging invitations and finding loopholes so they can lie down in bed all day. If you hear any of these 5 excuses, just know that they’re trying to […]

October 27, 2020

If you’ve ever thought of pegging someone, but weren’t sure where to start from, we’ve graciously gathered some very useful information. Here are seven things we think you should know before you take such a big step. 1) Do not use actual pegs I know it says pegging, but please it is not the kind […]

October 27, 2020

“I’ll never drink again.” If only I had a dollar for every time I’ve heard that. You’ve said it countless times, only to find yourself drinking the next Friday. You’ve probably said it nothing less than five times, for various reasons. Let’s run through all the times you said “never again”, shall we? 1. When […]

October 27, 2020

Religion and spirituality are a huge part of the Nigerian experience and atheism isn’t as common as it is in other parts of the world. We spoke with a few Nigerians about leaving religion and discovering themselves. Check it out. 1. Wale, 26 I’ve been an atheist for seven years now. I was born into […]

Watch

Trending Videos

Zikoko Originals

October 26, 2020
A collection of videos documenting some of the events of the EndSARS protests.
June 22, 2020
'The Couch' is a Zikoko series featuring real life stories from anonymous people.
June 22, 2020
Hacked is an interesting new series by Zikoko made up of fictional but hilarious chat conversations.
June 4, 2020
What happens when a group of chatty young Nigerians talk about things they're passionate about? You get Nigerians talk. A show that discusses very familiar struggles for the average Nigerian. From relationship deal breakers to sex education with Nigerian parents to leaving Nigeria, be prepared for a ride.
June 2, 2020
Quickie is a video series where everyone featured gets only one minute to rant, review or do absolutely anything.
May 14, 2020
Isolation Diary is a Zikoko series that showcases what isolation is like for one young Nigerian working from home due to the Coronavirus pandemic.
March 12, 2020
Life is already hard. Deciding where to eat and get the best lifestyle experiences, isn't something you should stress about. Let VRSUS do that for you.
February 6, 2020
Who doesn't want to find love? In our bid to help, we paired up a bunch of single Nigerians, sending them on an all-expense paid date, and interviewing them before and after they met.
January 27, 2020
Nigerians Talk is what happened when a motley crew of young Nigerians were put in front of a camera and asked a bunch of apparently random questions about life, love, money and more.

Z! Stacks

Here's a rabbit hole of stories to lose yourself in:

Zikoko amplifies African youth culture by curating and creating smart and joyful content for young Africans and the world.
X