Let’s be honest, the people who started NYSC this year are the luckiest people in Nigeria; they literally just sit at home and make 33k every month from their fatherland. As respectable citizens, we cannot sit and watch this happen so we’re suggesting a few things to do with the money.
1. Return it
Tweet and ask for NYSC’s account number so you can return the money. That way, everyone will know you’re not a criminal and you’re ready to work for your own money.
2. Work for it
Get a broom and begin to sweep your street. That’s what they’re giving you the money for. Also, gather people’s children and begin to teach them physics (it doesn’t matter that they’re 3 years old, just teach them)
3. Use it to bet
Take all the money and use it to do sports betting. If you hammer, its more money for you to return to NYSC. If not, at least you tried.
4. Do giveaway, boss
Go to Twitter and randomly give people money.
Pros: People love you.
You get followers.
Cons: There are no cons.
5. Buy food
Buy one sharwama everyday. Buying sharwama never hurt anyone. You’d be doing the right thing.
2020 is a lucky year for corpers, we wrote about it here: All The Ways In Which Corpers Serving In 2020 Might Be Lucky
