Except you live under a cave, there are just some things that you have to know. This year’s edition of Big Brother has been hugely popular on social media. Has it always been this popular, or is everyone watching it because they’re stuck at home? I don’t know. But I haven’t related with a tweet as badly as I relate to this one:
I’ve therefore decided to make a list of things I know about Big Brother, even though I’ve never seen an episode.
1. Everyone loves Laycon
I don’t know why, but for some reason, he’s probably going to win. Everyone just loved him from the beginning. He’s also a singer.
2. Erica is out, but she still got some money
Because fans decided to start a GoFundMe for her and now she’s a millionaire. God when.
3. Nengi is a bad bitch
Apparently, many of the guys in the house are tripping for her, and she is using them to play ten-ten. A queen.
4. Kiddwaya can dance
I don’t even know if this one is correct. Is it?
5. Ozo is a simp
He keeps writing Nengi love letters and telling her he wants to marry her. He also follows her everywhere. She doesn’t even like him.
6. Gordon’s makes people confess
Erica apparently confessed a shitload of stuff after drinking Gordon’s Dry Gin. Twitter really went ham on that one.
7. Ozo says a lot of “For me like”
That’s it.
8. They eat Indomie every single day
And it’s because Indomie sponsors the show. End slavery.
9. There’s someone named Ka3na
And apparently, it’s meant to be Kathrina? All of you are smoking. Is she still in the house?
