Happy Thoughts

Don't forget the happy thought. All you need is happy thoughts. Here are some happy thoughts. The funniest of our funny stuff curated specially for you.
March 20, 2020

Nigerian parents are the custodians of punishment and flogging. Their mantra is simple: “Spare the rod and spoil the child.” This explains why they get overzealous and go on a flogging spree. What’s the craziest thing you have ever been flogged for? Ours are below. 1. For crying. “Why are you crying? Ehn, answer me, […]

March 18, 2020

There are numerous advantages that come with being tall in life. But what specific situations should you be happy that you are tall? 1) When they are picking head boy in secondary school. Control them with height. 2) When Sanwo-Olu is pointing at someone for blessings. You. Yes! you. 3) If your team has a […]

March 11, 2020

Forget all you have read in those dusty magazines about what women love. Because we care about you so much, we have curated some of the best things you can do to change the game. Let’s start: 1) Sleep and give her peace of mind. Nothing beats peace and quiet. 2) Cuddle. Romance. 3) Gist […]

March 11, 2020

Parents are always right. Period. No questions asked. It’s a hot day, you are countering your parents with logical and well-laid points. Finally, a win to complete your training and establish your dominance. Suddenly, your parents bring out one or more of these from their arsenal of an adult is never wrong. 1) “Children of […]

How was your night
March 9, 2020

For the life of me, I have never understood why people ask ‘how was your night’. What response do these special people expect when they ask this? Do they think I’ll sit them down and explain that my eye is twitching because I spent all night binge-watching Assistant Madams and writing a thesis as to […]

March 6, 2020

If you live in Nigeria, there are sounds/noises that you have grown used to. At this point, they are so ingrained in our daily lives that we should just give them citizenship at this point. 1) Sound from mosque/church. I can’t decide the winner between early morning “where will you spend eternity?” and call to […]

March 5, 2020

If you grew up with older siblings, chances are they were annoying as hell. Always doing the most and making the younger ones look bad. However, the leader of the bad gang was the firstborn. Here’s a list of all the annoying things firstborns do that we are tired of. 1) Hide their properties. Is […]

March 3, 2020

Remember all the time you spent side-eyeing your Nigerian mother whenever she did something ridiculously Nigerian mother-y in public and you swore you would do everything in your power to make sure you didn’t end up like her? Well, I have news for you. You failed. Before you start arguing, read the points below and […]

March 2, 2020

Remember growing up and thinking your dad was too serious with life and needed to relax and unwind just a little? Well, if you can relate to one of these, you are slowly becoming like him. Don’t cry, don’t beg. 1) You are happy when you have money, quiet when you don’t. Because money is […]

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