No morals were harmed in the making of this post. With that out the way, Kids, do not try this at home. Or in a bank for that matter. 1) Opotoyi? When you finally request for your statement of account and see the cost of SMS charges per month. 2) Control the crowd. Control the […]
Everyone has a Nigerian bank that matches their personality. You could either be as likeable as GTB, as efficient as Access or as mature as First Bank. Either way, all you have to do is take this quiz and we’ll let you know with almost 100% certainty. So, go ahead:
When is it time to break up with your Nigerian bank? When you think of how you want to spend a typical day, switching to another not so annoying bank is not top of the list. It’s stressful and can be tiring. However, banks are important to your survival and getting it right is important […]
No one can deny that the introduction of USSD tech into the banking system has made things easier. To prove that, we asked four people to tell us about the times their bank’s USSD feature got them out of sticky situations. “That one time I went on a date with a girl (with just cash) […]
One day for the owner………
Every Nigerian girl has probably had a similar bank experience.
The pain is too real.
“Are you the last pulzon on the queue?”
When you go to withdraw and they pack N20 notes for you.
You will literally laugh out loud.
Here's a rabbit hole of stories to lose yourself in: