Did you grow up on Nickelodeon?
If you have Nigerian parents then you’ll relate to one or more of the points on this list: 1) “It’s for your own good” They say this after beating you like you killed Jesus. Mummy and daddy, the constant beatings is why “half” of Nigerians have a BDSM fetish. They’re trying to recreate childhood “nostalgia.” […]
Were the clowns necessary?
I feel like every single person that grew up in Nigeria had the same childhood. So, that’s why this quiz shouldn’t be too difficult. Give it a try below: 11 Quizzes For People Who Grew Up In Nigeria Prove your Nigerian-ness. Take these quizzes.
If you grew up in the 2000s, then you did one or more of these things: 1) Using floppy disks. I can’t even remember what we used it for. Lmao. 2) Manually looking up words in a dictionary. Those small Oxford dictionaries suffered in my hands. 3) Waiting for Channels to show cartoons on Sunday. […]
I remember a time where needs were simple. All I did was play with friends, watch cartoons, eat, and pray for my parents to buy me presents. For boys growing up in the 90s and early 2000s, here is a list of toys that made our day: 1) Water gun. Police and thief was lit […]
If you grew up with your dad being the best thing since they invented Canadian PR, this post is for you. 1) When your mum says no, you always run to meet your dad. Hehehe. 2) Your mum’s face whenever she sees your dad indulging you. Don’t jealous me pls. 3) Your dad whenever you […]
The Netflix generation don’t know how good they have it.
Luth is/was a bubble. A slice of a slice of the world tucked away. If you went to Luth or you currently school there, chances are that you’ll relate to one or more of these. 1) River Luth. Let’s start by giving honor to whom honor is due. We shall not speak too much on […]
If you grew up in Nigeria, chances are that your Saturdays were lit. Thanks to the Cadbury Breakfast shows. How many of these shows can you guess based on their opening scenes? As a bonus, I added two other shows that weren’t a part of the Saturday lineup but were equally great too. How well […]
Sometimes, I sit down and make up alternate plots for events in my head. How well can you perform in this quiz where I describe old adverts and everyday reality using totally made-up descriptions? Give it a try below:
Father’s day is around the corner. To celebrate, I compiled a list of some of the most famous dads we grew up watching on TV. 1) Chief Chief! Kunle Bamtefa from Fuji House Of Commotion. 2) Oh-jigbi-jigbi. Papa Ajasco for life. 3) Forever a spice. Nobert Young in family circle. 4) This man was super […]
Who was Ali’s sister?
While ‘young’ is definitely subjective — at 27, I’d like to think I’m still young — what I can say is that the older you are, the easier you’ll find this quiz. So, ’80s and ’90s babies, here’s your chance to shine. Go ahead:
Do your milkshakes still bring the boys to the yard?
The last time we gave you Mo’hits quiz, you destroyed it. Let’s see how well you perform on this one. Only true P-Square fans should bother. Let’s start:
Growing up in a Nigerian home was an extreme sport. It was a fair mix of the good, the bad, and the flogging. For many children, these moments spelt serious trouble at home. 1) When you eat meat that was counted. Did you or did you not eat the meat is such a powerful question. […]
If you attended university in Nigeria, chances are that you can relate to one or two things on this list. Let’s take a walk down memory lane: 1) When the whole room starts sharing one bucket, one tube of toothpaste, one iron. 2) And sharing slippers too. 3) Then, you no longer hide your nakedness […]
If you were born after the year 2000, the chances of you doing great in this quiz are low. Let’s start:
Nostalgia is a tricky thing. One minute you are minding your business, the next minute, a picture has transported you back to 10 years ago. Most of the things on this list no longer exist. So, If you find this list relatable, congratulations, you are old. 1) Mtn midnight call. The glorious days of endless […]
I miss my Grandma. I haven’t seen her all year because of the stress of adulting and now, miss Rona. We talk over the phone but nothing can replace the warm hugs and fuss in person. Her asking if I have eaten and me shrugging it off – both of us silent partners in this […]
1) Oleku. I am about to explode. 2) Mr Endowed. I am the kind of brother that your boyfriend wants to be. 3) One Naira. Hey princess I am so into you. Feeeels. 4) Ten over Ten. Things are not definitely not the same. Shikena. 5) Lori Le. If you know, you know. Especially that […]
I promise you that this is not nostalgia, but why did I have to grow up? Childhood was fun because things were simpler and I didn’t overthink. Also, it was easier to take anything at face value. As an adult, not so much. Overthinking left and right. Here is a list of absolutely silly yet […]
Growing up, Saturdays used to be fun thanks to Cadbury Nigeria and Silverbird television. However, these days, as an adult, Saturdays are filled with unfinished work from the week before. If you are lucky, maybe a nice outing or mild to moderate fornication. Still, all these don’t fill the void the way cartoons used to […]
So, you finished from Medilag? and life has been good to you, so you now have selective amnesia from your time there? Alright, I am here to remind you about all the many evils God delivered you from. Come along as I remind you: 1) Bed bugs: If I don’t start this list with the […]
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