Don’t get mad. Get even.
If your parents are sitting on this table, allow us tell your story. 1) “When will you marry?” Small play. 2) “God bless you.” How did God enter this topic? 3) “Have you eaten?” Please focuss. 4) “Go and read your books.” Na me fuck up. Last last. 5) “Make sure you don’t impregnate anyone.” […]
There are many reasons why people don’t have children. I think unless they specifically ask for our opinion, we should respect their privacy. If they do ask, we should do more listening than talking. 1) “Don’t your parents want Grandchildren?“ 2) “You’ll regret when you are old.” 3) “Children give purpose to life.” 4) “Ah, […]
Looking like your parents isn’t a big deal for you, especially if you really don’t see it. So while everyone else scrambles above themselves to compare every habit and utterance of yours to your parents’ you just want them to get over it. On the other hand, it can be fun and you get a […]
A child raised exactly like you were, a dream or the stuff nightmares are made of?
Variety, they say, is the spice of life.
If you have Nigerian parents like mine, asking for money was most likely a grueling and almost terrifying task. You try to prepare and brace yourself ahead of time, but the where, when, why and how combo will always leave you stunned. Here’s a few of their excuses! As you’re there shivering, they’ll just be […]
It’s really not easy
Where your parents use the bible to judge you.
All the times you had to say your parents were not home when they were
“Where am I from? What is this life?”
Parents and social media just don’t mix.
Being caught with a phone at school was like being caught with cocaine at an airport.
But is it passion you will eat?
When she won’t allow you breathing space.
Your house is always a battlefield!
You didn’t die? How did you do it?
So you know it’s time to marry.
We were so gullible!
When age for your parents is nothing but a suggestion!
When the student becomes the teacher!
Here's a rabbit hole of stories to lose yourself in: