I have always heard stories about how one has got to be sharp if you are walking on the streets of Lagos so you don’t end up saying, “Had I known,” to your friends and family while crying tears of blood. Oftentimes, I laughed it off, because who could be sharper than someone born in […]
Being caught with a phone at school was like being caught with cocaine at an airport.
Ah, Candy Crush my old enemy. We meet again.
I saw your ex today.
Before you enter wahala!
Those flip phones and Nokia 3310.
You’re not the boss of me!
Missed calls = Death
You can never leave.
That chest pain when you see ‘Battery Low’…
Nigerian mothers always look at their phone as if it is trying to trick them.
Nigerian girls and “how did you get my pin?”
“No seriously. What is it?”
Remember the bullet-proof, earthquake-causing Nokia?
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