STOP THE MADNESS!!!
This is a long overdue post for all the single people out there who have been wrongfully oppressed. Let’s begin: 1) Referring to their partners as “this one.” Special use: “this man, this woman.” 2) Recreating viral Tik Tok videos together. If I hear that whenever you’re ready song one more time on Buhari’s internet. […]
Today is Lionel Messi’s 33rd birthday, and as you’d expect, Nigerian football fanatics are doing the most already.
Step 1: Don’t have sense.
There’s twitter, and then there is Nigerian twitter. Nigerian twitter is an extreme sport, you need all the heads up you can get and this list is it.
Schadenfreude – pleasure derived by someone from another person’s misfortune. Every human being is guilty of this. Even you. And that’s why you are here. That’s why I also found this funny. Since that’s out of the way, we can start. Anyway, I was scrolling through Twitter when I saw this tweet: I just knew […]
Yes, everything you heard is true.
Growing up means realizing a lot of your friends aren’t really your friends.
Tiwa Savage is in the news again for being number one ni Africa bad girl who comes with fire. Apparently, Charles Anazodo, media personality and sports analyst, got his pressure so high over the fact that Tiwa didn’t say Ello baby o, how do you do? He proceeded to narrate the whole incident on Twitter […]
“O jewa…tu mana?”
He who has no claps should not attempt a clapback.
There’s one with Osinbajo’s face in it.
Let us talk about some women who aren’t familiar with the concept of ‘NO means NO.’
Just because they have zero chill!
Nigerian employers! Come and see oh!
“I will never…” Yeeaah, right…
Number 3 is every Nigerian mother ever!
“Is it bulletproof?” “Does it have revirginizing properties?”
But why do y’all have to come and be carrying bad belle?
When your mother prices something from N5000 to N250.
Because Nigerians will find humour in anything.
When someone offers you pre-marital sex but you’re trying to make heaven.
We’re not crying, you’re crying!
Her date called her a broke bitch.
Nigerians are mad funny!
Here's a rabbit hole of stories to lose yourself in: