The groom was making passes at me. What made it troubling was that he was not even hiding it. He was beside his bride and making passes. I wonder what type of marriage they will have.
COVID-19 threw a well-aimed spanner in everyone’s plans this year. Nobody escaped unscathed. Some of Miss Rona’s victims were people who wanted to tie the nuptial knot and spend the rest of their lives together. Instead, they found themselves donning Sanwoolu face masks. However, some brave couples decided to go ahead with their weddings. I […]
Shall we? 1) Hold your wedding on a Monday morning. Let them choose between paid employment and begging for souvenirs. 2) Make it a themed wedding. Tell them the theme is variety and you’d love for everyone to bring their native dish so that we can unite as one Nigeria. That way you don’t have […]
Are you all set for marriage, or are you still figuring it out? Well, if you’re curious to know the answer, then this is the quiz for you. All you have to do is create your own ideal Nollywood wedding film, and we’ll tell you if you’re ready to say “I do”. Go ahead:
The concept behind Aso-Ebi is great. Get all of your friends and family to show up and show out decked in the same ‘fit. But here’s a fun fact about buying Aso-Ebi, it’s cost. And you know what’s even worse? Most of the time you can’t say no to it. Still, you don’t have to […]
We’re not crying, pepper just entered our eyes.
Because marriage is not beans.
For all of us looking for husband.
Don’t dull it!
When they don’t want you to marry.
When you want to slay, but economy is doing you one kind.
So that she knows it’s not paining you!
Because the best women all reside in Africa!
So he knows you are not jealous oh!
Nigerian brides are the finest!
The economy is not smiling and neither are we!
If you’re not married, you’re not yet complete.
“Meat has finished.”
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